Archive for January, 2010

Climategate; UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

Investigate Pachauri now

 by Andrew Bolt, Herald Sun

The IPCC and its deeply conflicted chairman are starting to smell very badly, and not just because of Climategate:  

The chairman of the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), has used bogus claims that Himalayan glaciers were melting to win grants worth hundreds of thousands of pounds.   

Rajendra Pachauri’s Energy and Resources Institute (TERI), based in New Delhi, was awarded up to £310,000 by the Carnegie Corporation of New York and the lion’s share of a £2.5m EU grant funded by European taxpayers…  

The IPCC had warned that climate change was likely to melt most of the Himalayan glaciers by 2035 – an idea considered ludicrous by most glaciologists. Last week a humbled IPCC retracted that claim and corrected its report.  

Humbled – but not humble. In fact, Pachauri was at first suspiciously determined to defend this preposterous error, based on a wild and unsubstantiated claim by a single scientist in a telephone interview, and to smear the scientists and critics who pointed it out. Remember his initial responses:  

Rajendra Pachauri, the IPCC’s chairman, has hit back, denouncing the Indian government report as “voodoo science” lacking peer review. And again: However, Rajendra Pachauri, the chairman of the IPCC, told the Guardian: “We have a very clear idea of what is happening. I don’t know why the minister is supporting this unsubstantiated research. It is an extremely arrogant statement.” 

 

Even more suspiciously, Pachauri’s TERI employed the very scientist whose airy claim in 1999 had started the whole Himalayan scare: The Carnegie money was … acknowledged by TERI in a press release, issued on January 15, just before the glacier scandal became public, in which Pachauri repeated the claims of imminent glacial melt… The same release also quoted Dr Syed Hasnain, the glaciologist who, back in 1999, made the now discredited claim that Himalayan glaciers would be gone by 2035. He now heads Pachauri’s glaciology unit at TERI which sought the grants and which is carrying out the glacier research. Critics point out that Hasnain, of all people, should have known the claim that the Himalayan glaciers could melt by 2035 was bogus because he was meant to be a leading glaciologist specialising in the Himalayas.   

In fact, and making this scandal even worse, is the admission that the IPCC deliberately included the Himalayan claim in its 2007 report for political purposes, despite knowing it was suspect at best: The scientist behind the bogus claim in a Nobel Prize-winning UN report that Himalayan glaciers will have melted by 2035 last night admitted it was included purely to put political pressure on world leaders.

 Dr Murari Lal also said he was well aware the statement, in the 2007 report by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), did not rest on peer-reviewed scientific research. In an interview with The Mail on Sunday, Dr Lal, the co-ordinating lead author of the report’s chapter on Asia, said: ‘It related to several countries in this region and their water sources. We thought that if we can highlight it, it will impact policy-makers and politicians and encourage them to take some concrete action..”.   

And let’s not forget which warmist dupe – and wannabe UN secretary general – has also tipped Pachauri’s TERI another $1 million of taxpayers’ funds: Australian Prime Minister Mr. Kevin Michael Rudd announced $1 million contribution to The Energy and Resources Institute (TERI)

When wild and baseless scares are pushed by a man who makes serious money from them, it’s time to call in the auditors. Pachauri may be innocent of any wrong doing, but only a fool would be blind to the danger of corruption when so many millions are being thrown at pushers of the warming faith. 

Question: could the Nobel Prize be withdrawn from the IPCC if more such revelations come to light?

 More evidence that the IPCC sexed up its reports: THE United Nations climate science panel faces new controversy for wrongly linking global warming to an increase in the number and severity of natural disasters such as hurricanes and floods… More: The paper at the centre of the latest questions was written in 2006 by Robert Muir-Wood, head of research at Risk Management Solutions, a London consultancy, who became a contributing author on the IPCC report on climate change impacts… We may have mentioned before how dodgy such claims are,

The new controversy also goes back to the IPCC’s 2007 report in which a separate section warned that the world had “suffered rapidly rising costs due to extreme weather-related events since the 1970s”. It suggested a part of this increase was due to global warming and cited (an) unpublished report, saying: “One study has found that while the dominant signal remains that of the significant increases in the values of exposure at risk, once losses are normalised for exposure, there still remains an underlying rising trend.” The Sunday Times has since found that the scientific paper on which the IPCC based its claim had not been peer reviewed, nor published, at the time the climate body issued its report. When the paper was eventually published, in 2008, it had a new caveat. It said: “We find insufficient evidence to claim a statistical relationship between global temperature increase and catastrophe losses.” 

 ”The idea that catastrophes are rising in cost because of climate change is completely misleading,” Mr Muir-Wood said.

 Age environment reporter Ben Cubby sums up the IPCC’s manipulations, cover-ups, exaggerations, cherry-picking and distortions: a mistake

-http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/investigate_pachauri_now/

                                               …….related articles…….. 

UN climate change panel based claims on student dissertation and magazine article

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/7111525/UN-climate-change-panel-based-claims-on-student-dissertation-and-magazine-article.html

SA wants climate cash now

http://www.news24.com/Content/SciTech/News/1132/953d30e004f942df9b26da2dd696d86b/25-01-2010-09-33/SA_wants_climate_cash_now

(….hahahaha…and people swallowed, and still swallow, this BULLSHIT like its mana from Heaven! Nobel Prize Winner Al Gore is now officially a billionnaire, the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) also won a Nobel Prize! The ’poor’ Kaffir countries have succeeded in morally blackmailing the Modern World into giving them yet another handout……and young dim-witted Liberals have found/ed a New Religion that will give meaning to their useless lives! Ag well, ain’t LaLa Land lovely!?)

-Knorrig

the Curry Judge

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

A bit of South African humour.

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Notes from an inexperienced curry taster named Frank who was visiting Durban from the USA.

“Recently I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a curry cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges, (a couple of local Indians), that the curry wouldn’t be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted.

Here are the scorecards from the event:

CURRY 1: Manoj’s Maniac Mobster Monster Curry

Judge 1:  A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge 2:  Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild.
Frank:     Holy #### what the heck is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with it. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that’s the worst one. These people are crazy.

CURRY 2: Applesamy’s Afterburner Curry

Judge 1:  Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge 2:  Exciting barbecue flavour; needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Frank:     Keep this out of the reach of children. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

CURRY 3: Farouk’s Famous ‘Burn Down The Barn’ Curry

Judge 1:  Excellent firehouse curry! Great kick. Needs more beans.
Judge 2:  A beanless curry; a bit salty, good use of red peppers.
Frank:     Call Colesburg, I’ve located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I’ve been snorting Draino. Everyone knows the routine by now, get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front of my chest. I’m getting ###@faced from all the beer.

CURRY 4: Babu’s Black Magic

Judge 1:  Black bean curry with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge 2:  Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods; not much of a curry.
Frank:     I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Savathree, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb. broad is starting to look HOT,  just like the nuclear waste I’m eating. Is curry an aphrodisiac?

CURRY 5: Laveshnee’s Legal Lip Remover

Judge 1:  Meaty, strong curry, cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerably to the kick. Very impressive.
Judge 2:  Curry using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers made a strong statement.
Frank:     My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I passed gas and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her curry had given me brain damage. Savathree saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. I wonder if I’m burning my lips off? It really bothers me that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. To heck with the lot of them.

CURRY 6: Vera’s Very Vegetarian Variety

Judge 1:  Thin yet bold vegetarian curry. Good balance of spice and peppers.
Judge 2:  The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onion and garlic.
Frank:     My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphurous flames. I defecated myself when I passed gas and I’m worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me, except Savathree. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can’t feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone!

CURRY 7: Sugash’s Screaming Sensation Curry

Judge 1:  A mediocre curry with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge 2:  Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of curry peppers at the last moment. I should note that I’m worried about Judge #3 (Frank) as he appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Frank:     You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn’t feel a darn thing. I’ve lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with curry which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like #### to match my darn shirt. At least during the autopsy they’ll know what killed me. I’ve decided to stop breathing, it’s too painful. Screw it, I’m not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I’ll just suck it in through the four-inch hole in my stomach.

CURRY 8: Hansraj’s Mount Saint Curry

Judge 1:  A perfect blending, this is a nice blend curry; safe for all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare it’s existence.
Judge 2:  This final entry is a good, balanced curry neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 passed out, fell over and pulled the curry down on top of himself. Not sure if he’s going to make it. Poor Yank; wonder how he’d have reacted to a really hot curry.
Frank: (editor’s note: Judge #3 was unable to report).

Posted by Grumbleguts

a Game called Asylum

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

Off topic, but a thought for the day. This is an e-mail doing the rounds at the moment.

Let me see if I’ve got this right…


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IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE OR RUSSIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.


IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.


IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.


IF YOU CROSS THE BRITISH BORDER ILLEGALLY; YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENCE, NATIONAL INSURANCE CARD, MONEY FROM SOCIAL SECURITY, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION AND FREE HEALTH CARE.


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When we were WINNERS!

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

-Knorrig

MYSAS taking on the Knights of Lala Land!

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

-Knorrig